Brooklyn Clay: Where date nights can spin into soulful creations or chaotic splatters, depending on your instructor’s mood.
For those couples daring enough to try, you might just craft a ceramic masterpiece or at least a story to laugh about later. Vanessa and Emily seem to be the guardian angels of patience, guiding beginners like pros in a romcom montage.
The good vibes can go south if you end up with an instructor who doubles as a robot programmed to recite pottery steps. Be warned: $85 might get you a lesson in patience more than pottery, and not a single clay souvenir.
If you’re envisioning a Ghost moment, make sure you've got the right class. Some folks left with nothing but empty pockets and an unexpected encounter with a roach. But hey, shared mishaps make for the best stories, right?